Meme - Finish The Sentences

Saw babysitter jewishside post this and decided to have some "fun" with it. :-D

Instructions: Finish The Following 8 Sentences.

1. I wish I could…
2. My biggest fear is…
3. I hate to…
4. I love…
5. Today I will…
6. Yesterday I…
7. My hair is…
8. I will never…

My "answers" :-D

Instructions: Finish The Following 8 Sentences.

1. I wish I could deport all stupid people.
   
2. My biggest fear is that stupid people will rule America and/or Israel. OMG!!! It came true! On both counts!
   
3. I hate to read something that contains grammar/spelling mistakes.
   
4. I love sleeping and eating.
   
5. Today I will maybe go to Staples.
   
6. Yesterday I bought an otoscope on Amazon.
   
7. My hair is supposedly dirty blond.
   
8. I will never understand why natural selection doesn't work for stupid people.